1. My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious。

我的优点是：我很帅；而我的缺点是：我帅得不明显。

2. When I went shopping one day, a group of girls stopped me, saying that I was handsome. But I denied it, and then they hit me and said I am hypocritical。

有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅。我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。

3. I am an angel, and the reason why I can not go back to heaven is the problem of my weight。

我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。

4. Although you wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of you。

虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。

5. It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it indeed damn cost money when it comes to feelings。

谈钱不伤感情，但是谈感情最伤钱。